heroic_jawline: (x old: beardy cap regrets everything)
Steve had been collecting Wanda's mail since their conversation on Thursday, but the small mountain of holiday gift catalogues was now the size of Patriot and the corgi had tried to climb up it twice, so he was back in front of Wanda's apartment to put them inside. He'd brought an empty garbage bag, too, to clear out her fridge: Wanda hadn't known when she was returning (he was choosing to think 'when' and not 'if') and he didn't want her to turn around and leave because the apartment smelled like regret and three month old salad greens.

He got to the door and frowned at the glowing red light coming out from under it. It wasn't extremely noticeable but how had he missed seeing that when he raced over on Thursday to be sure the everything was locked up? He should've gone in then to turn lights off. Wanda's electrical bill was going to be ridiculous and Steve felt a little guilty about that as he reached into his pocket for the spare key Wanda'd given him after the first oops-I'm-an-animal transformation.

"Wow," Steve said, opening the door and blinking at what was waiting for him inside. That was...that was a lot of plant there...taking up most of the living room. Apparently the pulsing red light was really good for it? He put the stack of mail down on the nearest flat surface and gave the plant a placating smile and a wave. You know, just in case. "I'm going to clean out the kitchen," he told it. "Do you need water or anything?"

The plant, being a plant, said nothing but Steve had been an Avenger--and in Fandom--too long to completely trust it. "This'll just take me a few minutes," he said, feeling a little silly about talking to a plant as he made his way towards what he hoped was the kitchen. He got halfway there when the plant reached out a branch? Tentacle? Something for his leg and yanked him back and then up.

Steve sighed heavily as he tried to get his bearings from Wanda's ceiling. "Terrific," he muttered, flailing for his cell phone. Tony was never going to stop laughing about this.

[OOC: For the husband! Wanda's apartment and contents modded with [personal profile] scarlet_chaos's gracious approval.]
heroic_jawline: (neg: disappointed in your choices omfg)
Steve had spent the drive to the airport in seething silence, ignoring both the questioning glances from Bucky in the back seat and Sam's commentary from the passenger side.

He got out of the car, slamming the door hard enough to make the metal protest, and opened the trunk up to retrieve his suit.

"I am just saying," Sam said, getting out and shutting the door behind him before Bucky could move, "that if you are trying to take the high, dramatic road, it doesn't work when you grind the gears of your busted-up Volkswagen Beetle as you drive off."

"I wasn't being dramatic," Steve said.

"Right," came Bucky's dry response as he unfolded himself from the car. "Because Steve never does that."

Steve huffed out an irritated breath. "When's your guy arriving?" he asked Sam, glancing down at the "A" sewn into his uniform sleeve and swallowing around a lump in his throat. He wasn't breaking up the team. He was prioritizing his people.

Plotting in the airport parking lot. As you do. )

And everyone gets banged together like action figures )

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