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Why even have an abandoned warehouse district if not to attract monologuing, costumed bad guys?
Example number 457, for instance: Crossbones! His face was hidden! His costume was badass! His jeans were inexplicably low cut and there was just no explaining the Janet Jackson concert tee over the entire thing but it wouldn't come off and so he was dealing. He'd made a valuable alliance based on shared loathing with...okay, beggars maybe couldn't be choosers but Flying Head in a Box Dude seemed to really hate Stark, so that could only be a good thing!
Crossbones climbed to the top of a handy warehouse, shot his gun into the air--as you do-- and yelled: "CAPTAIN AMERICA. WHERE ARE YOU HIDING, YOU ASSHOLE? DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING, PAL. WHEN I GET BORED, I FIND THINGS TO BREAK. PEOPLE TOO."
And then he waited.
[OOC: For Tony and his nemesisisisissis.]
Example number 457, for instance: Crossbones! His face was hidden! His costume was badass! His jeans were inexplicably low cut and there was just no explaining the Janet Jackson concert tee over the entire thing but it wouldn't come off and so he was dealing. He'd made a valuable alliance based on shared loathing with...okay, beggars maybe couldn't be choosers but Flying Head in a Box Dude seemed to really hate Stark, so that could only be a good thing!
Crossbones climbed to the top of a handy warehouse, shot his gun into the air--as you do-- and yelled: "CAPTAIN AMERICA. WHERE ARE YOU HIDING, YOU ASSHOLE? DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING, PAL. WHEN I GET BORED, I FIND THINGS TO BREAK. PEOPLE TOO."
And then he waited.
[OOC: For Tony and his nemesisisisissis.]
