Apartment Above Stark Industries, Thursday evening

Steve came into the apartment with a wiggling armful of dog in tow. "How do you get him to stop eating the cicadas?" he asked Tony, exasperated. "They're everywhere!"

Patriot yawned widely, then licked his lips. The dog had no regrets. Zero.

"In related news, we're not eating shrimp tonight, right?" Steve checked.

[OOC: For the husband!]