heroic_jawline: (x old: beardy cap regrets everything)
Steve Rogers ([personal profile] heroic_jawline) wrote2023-01-18 10:55 am

MHA #11, Wednesday after classes

Steve had been collecting Wanda's mail since their conversation on Thursday, but the small mountain of holiday gift catalogues was now the size of Patriot and the corgi had tried to climb up it twice, so he was back in front of Wanda's apartment to put them inside. He'd brought an empty garbage bag, too, to clear out her fridge: Wanda hadn't known when she was returning (he was choosing to think 'when' and not 'if') and he didn't want her to turn around and leave because the apartment smelled like regret and three month old salad greens.

He got to the door and frowned at the glowing red light coming out from under it. It wasn't extremely noticeable but how had he missed seeing that when he raced over on Thursday to be sure the everything was locked up? He should've gone in then to turn lights off. Wanda's electrical bill was going to be ridiculous and Steve felt a little guilty about that as he reached into his pocket for the spare key Wanda'd given him after the first oops-I'm-an-animal transformation.

"Wow," Steve said, opening the door and blinking at what was waiting for him inside. That was...that was a lot of plant there...taking up most of the living room. Apparently the pulsing red light was really good for it? He put the stack of mail down on the nearest flat surface and gave the plant a placating smile and a wave. You know, just in case. "I'm going to clean out the kitchen," he told it. "Do you need water or anything?"

The plant, being a plant, said nothing but Steve had been an Avenger--and in Fandom--too long to completely trust it. "This'll just take me a few minutes," he said, feeling a little silly about talking to a plant as he made his way towards what he hoped was the kitchen. He got halfway there when the plant reached out a branch? Tentacle? Something for his leg and yanked him back and then up.

Steve sighed heavily as he tried to get his bearings from Wanda's ceiling. "Terrific," he muttered, flailing for his cell phone. Tony was never going to stop laughing about this.

[OOC: For the husband! Wanda's apartment and contents modded with [personal profile] scarlet_chaos's gracious approval.]
imafuturist: (this is gonna end in tears)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-19 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Show off," Tony muttered before finally just shooting a repulsor blast at the base of the plant.
imafuturist: (the shit you saying?)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-19 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't think I can get you free without killing it!" He was trying here, but it was an evil, sentient plant.
imafuturist: made by malagraphic (im - about to beat you up)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-19 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"A plastic one," Tony agreed, as the rest of the armor formed around him and he blasted at the base of the plant where it was still within the pot.

There was going to be a mess for them to clean after this.
imafuturist: (im - check out this suit)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-19 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're welcome, citizen," Tony said through the modulated tone of the armor. Because he was an absolute shit head. "I'm helping you clean, aren't I?"
imafuturist: (well that sucks)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-19 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm buying her a roomba," Tony said, pouting as the armor peeled away from him to step out of.
imafuturist: (what the actual hell?)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-19 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony was silent for a moment. "Okay, you could have just said 'no roomba,'" he grumbled.
imafuturist: (huh)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-19 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh," Tony said, looking down at the remains of the plant. "Our folks kind of stuff or personal stuff?"
imafuturist: (still feeling alone)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-19 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony nodded at that one slowly. "I still think this was a trick to get me to help you clean," he said, picking up the scattered plant bits.
imafuturist: (trying to look innocent)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-19 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know, I wouldn't put it past you," Tony said as he worked. "You're stubborn like that."
imafuturist: (I walked into something here)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-19 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"J, reminder to buy a new plant for Wanda," he said, pointing at the suit.

"Reminder set," JARVIS' voice replied from it.
imafuturist: (huh)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Plastic," Tony added, nodding at Steve for that. "A nice one? They make nice ones, right?"
imafuturist: (well that sucks)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2023-01-20 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"We'll say there are." He'd definitely spent for it to be a good one. "How bad is the fridge?"

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