Apartment Above Stark Industries

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It was Tony's birthday, so Steve had splashed out by getting delivery from Delmonico's (a restaurant so old and posh that it had been around even longer than him): porterhouse steaks, crab ravioli, and a giant thing of fried onions because Steve had been hungry when he'd placed the order. And a baked Alaska because it sounded very fancy to Steve, placed safely in the freezer to be set on fire later.

He glared down at his feet. "Patriot, I love you, but not enough to feed you Tony's porterhouse. Back off."

The puppy was undeterred. Surely if he looked cute enough, he'd get a piece?

"Tony! Dinner!"

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[imafuturist]

"Depends on how cute the person is," Tony said. "You? Yeah, definitely."

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Steve blushed, which was definitely not bad boy. "Plus I'd be wearing jeans that were too tight."

[imafuturist]

"And one of your normal shirts." Which was two sizes too small too!

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"And the leather jacket," Steve added.

[imafuturist]

Tony hummed, wrapping his arms around Steve's trim waist. "Yes, please. I like this image."

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Steve settled Tony onto his lap, smiling up at him. "Since this is pretend," he murmured and blushed, "I could blow you against the bike and nothing would fall over."

[imafuturist]

Tony laughed, pulling him into a kiss. "Yes, you could. Probably bend me over it too. Since it's pretend."

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"Mmm, with all of our clothes still on in an alley that wouldn't smell horrible," Steve said.

[imafuturist]

Now that made Tony laugh helplessly. "You are such a New Yorker, darling."

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"Alleys are gross," Steve said, wrinkling his nose up.

[imafuturist]

"I'm going to make you watch that Tom Cruise movie where they think the subway is the right place for a sex scene," Tony informed him with a delighted kiss on the nose.

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Steve made another face. "Have they ever been on a subway?"

[imafuturist]

"Somehow I doubt it."

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"Because the only sex going on there are the weird masturbators," Steve said.

[imafuturist]

Tony snickered even harder, having to muffle it on Steve's shoulder. "You smooth talker."

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"Subways are not sexy," Steve said firmly.

[imafuturist]

"Neither are alley ways," Tony agreed. "Not outside of some very bad life choices."

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Steve nodded vehemently. "I mean, I've gotten beaten up in most of the alleys in Brooklyn--"

[imafuturist]

"See, we have very different ideas of bad choices," Tony said with a laugh.

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"What were yours?" Steve said, smiling.

[imafuturist]

"Bad friends, drinking, and--" He made a face, looking away from Steve. "--probably a few illicit substances."

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Steve chuckled. "Afraid I'm going to launch into my public service announcements?"

[imafuturist]

"Well." Maybe? "It wasn't my proudest."

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Steve kissed his cheek. "You're not using them now?"

[imafuturist]

"Do you count coffee?" he asked dryly.