Apartment Above Stark Industries

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It was Tony's birthday, so Steve had splashed out by getting delivery from Delmonico's (a restaurant so old and posh that it had been around even longer than him): porterhouse steaks, crab ravioli, and a giant thing of fried onions because Steve had been hungry when he'd placed the order. And a baked Alaska because it sounded very fancy to Steve, placed safely in the freezer to be set on fire later.

He glared down at his feet. "Patriot, I love you, but not enough to feed you Tony's porterhouse. Back off."

The puppy was undeterred. Surely if he looked cute enough, he'd get a piece?

"Tony! Dinner!"

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Steve poked him in the side. "You're hilarious."

[imafuturist]

"Does your uniform come with a hat? That might seal the deal for me," he teased.

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"Do you mean 'does my uniform come with a hat you can steal and wear'?" Steve guessed.

[imafuturist]

"Well..." Yes. Exactly.

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Steve laughed and kissed him between the eyes. "It does. You can wear it later."

[imafuturist]

"Consider me a sure thing for this date," Tony replied with a grin.

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"Well, the lap-sitting had certainly given me some hope," Steve said.

[imafuturist]

"Helps that it's a very comfortable lap."

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Steve laughed. "Good to know."

[imafuturist]

"But we shouldn't test it to conform or anything," Tony added. Because he could be possessive too.

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"Maybe Carol could sit in my lap," Steve said.

[imafuturist]

Tony shot him a look like he would love to see Steve ask for that.

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Steve gave him a sunny smile. "I think she'd be open."

[imafuturist]

"You are not funny, Captain Rogers," Tony replied, nipping at his throat.

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"I'm a little funny," Steve protested.

[imafuturist]

"Not in the slightest." He was a little funny. Just not right now.

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Steve pouted at him.

[imafuturist]

Tony rolled his eyes before kissing him. "Don't pout. But I'm not getting you any ice after she smacks you."

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Through a wall. It would be epic.

"Carol wouldn't hit me," Steve believed optimistically.

[imafuturist]

"Jan wouldn't hit you," Tony replied. "Carol might. Hell, she'd probably smack me."

Then added a sly, "If Rhodey didn't do it first."

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"Why would Rhodey do it?"

Steve. Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeve.

[imafuturist]

Tony shot him a pitying look. "Sweetheart."

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"I'm missing something," Steve decided.

[imafuturist]

"Rhodey and Carol have been circling each other since they met," he said with a laugh. "Though, honestly. I was thinking Jan might get Carol first."

Still too hung up on Hank, though.

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Steve blinked slowly. "I've been missing a lot."