Apartment Above Stark Industries

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It was Tony's birthday, so Steve had splashed out by getting delivery from Delmonico's (a restaurant so old and posh that it had been around even longer than him): porterhouse steaks, crab ravioli, and a giant thing of fried onions because Steve had been hungry when he'd placed the order. And a baked Alaska because it sounded very fancy to Steve, placed safely in the freezer to be set on fire later.

He glared down at his feet. "Patriot, I love you, but not enough to feed you Tony's porterhouse. Back off."

The puppy was undeterred. Surely if he looked cute enough, he'd get a piece?

"Tony! Dinner!"

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"Especially the ones that just leave their blinkers on and go pick something up," Steve added.

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"They're always out of state plates." Probably from Jersey.

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"Connecticut," Steve said, wrinkling his nose up.

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Tony wrinkled his nose up in an echo of Steve's disdain. "Thank god you understand the truths of New York."

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"Another reason you love me," Steve said, smiling.

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"Madly love you," Tony agreed.

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"And you wouldn't if I was from Jersey," Steve teased.

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"That'd be pushing it," he agreed with a playful shove.

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"How about Staten Island?" Steve asked.

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"I might have given you the time of day." Might being the key word.

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Steve laughed. "Like the literal time of day, then told me to move on?"

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"Depends on a lot of things," he teased.

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"Such as?" Steve asked, grinning.

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"If you're wearing those tight jeans Jan and Natasha made you buy." Which would turn Tony's head instantly.

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Steve blushed, still smiling. "Those are a favorite, huh?"

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"Well. Have you seen your ass in them?"

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"Not really?" Steve admitted.

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Tony hummed, glancing down like he was imagining it. Because he was imagining it.

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Back came the blush. "You're picturing it now."

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"It's a very nice image."

Sorry, Steve.

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"I'm glad you enjoy it," Steve said. "You'll have to remind me which pair it is again."

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"You'll know based on me putting my hands in the back pockets the moment I see you in them," Tony assured him. "As long as we're not in public."

He was being nice with that!

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Steve laughed. "Oh, thoooose."

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"They're begging for it to happen!" Jeans couldn't beg for anything, but they totally did.

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"They're jeans," Steve pointed out.