Apartment about Stark Industries, Saturday morning

[heroic_jawline]

When Lucas opened his eyes and didn't recognize anything it wasn't all that unusual for him. He was, after all, a very famous and sought after movie star and he didn't have to sleep alone unless he wanted to.

He didn't always stay over but hey, maybe he could wrangle some breakfast and another round...

"Hey, babe," he said, snuggling in and copping a feel--

Not a babe.

"--bro. Hey there, bro."

Totally smooth recovery, right? Right.

[OOC: For poor, poor Tony.]

Comments

[imafuturist]

Shhhh. No one must know!

"If you can't get your own coffee, something better be wrong with you." Like sleep deprivation.

[heroic_jawline]

"Terminal case of hotness, man," Lucas said, chuckling. "Does that count?"

No. That's not a thing.

[imafuturist]

"...no." Oh god, Tony had never been this bad, had he?

[heroic_jawline]

NEVER.

"Fine, we'll have coffee, you can give me a breakfast something-something and then I'm outta here," Lucas decided.

[imafuturist]

"Try not to piss anyone off. Steve would never stop apologizing," Tony replied. "And you can sleep on the couch if the hotel isn't up to standards."

[heroic_jawline]

"Who's Steve?" Lucas asked. "I don't do threesome. Well, mostly. Is Steve a chick?"

[imafuturist]

"Yes. Steve the woman." That super feminine name.

[heroic_jawline]

"Is she hot?"

Well, "she" looks like you, Lucas, so...probably not a dealbreaker.

[imafuturist]

"Very. A shame that you just missed 'her'," Tony added, starting the coffee so he could process this.

[heroic_jawline]

"You kicked her out to bang me?" Lucas grinned. "Niiiiice!"

He held up his hand for a high-five.

[imafuturist]

Tony stares at the hand for a moment before giving in with a sigh.

[heroic_jawline]

"Nice," Lucas repeated because he had a super extensive vocabulary.

[imafuturist]

Tony sighed once again, turning to grab coffee cups. "What exactly do you do, Lucas?"

[heroic_jawline]

"I'm a movie star, bro," Lucas said slowly. "Thrilled to Be Here? Let's Hope There's a Heaven?" He snapped his fingers. "You Just Don't Exist! That one cleared 50 mil at the box office."

[imafuturist]

50 million? Adorable.

"Never heard of them."

[heroic_jawline]

"Do you watch shitty movies in Finnish where it rains all the time instead, man?" Lucas made a face. "Because those suck."

Steve was going to spent the rest of his liiiiife apologizing for this weekend.

[imafuturist]

"...no. What?" Seriously, what even?

[heroic_jawline]

"Most people who haven't seen my movies do it because they think they're too good for 'em or something," Lucas explained.

[imafuturist]

Tony was pretty sure those were the sorts of movies that Jan would adore. Just based off the titles. "I don't get out to see new stuff?"

[heroic_jawline]

"What are you doing instead?" Lucas asked, rummaging rudely through the cabinets to find a coffee mug.

[imafuturist]

Joke was on him, there was probably still loose cereal in there. "...not watching movies?"

[heroic_jawline]

"Sounds boring," Lucas decided.

"Oooh, protein shake stuff!"

Lucas. Lucas, no.

"I used that all the time when I was a pro skater."

[imafuturist]

"JARVIS, record all of this." Because it was magical.

[heroic_jawline]

Steve would never stop apologizing. Ever.

"Cut me in on half the residuals, okay, creepy imaginary friend?" Lucas added.

[imafuturist]

"Of course, Captain Rogers."

JARVIS made his own fun.