Apartment about Stark Industries, Saturday morning

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When Lucas opened his eyes and didn't recognize anything it wasn't all that unusual for him. He was, after all, a very famous and sought after movie star and he didn't have to sleep alone unless he wanted to.

He didn't always stay over but hey, maybe he could wrangle some breakfast and another round...

"Hey, babe," he said, snuggling in and copping a feel--

Not a babe.

"--bro. Hey there, bro."

Totally smooth recovery, right? Right.

[OOC: For poor, poor Tony.]

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[imafuturist]

Tony was pretty sure those were the sorts of movies that Jan would adore. Just based off the titles. "I don't get out to see new stuff?"

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"What are you doing instead?" Lucas asked, rummaging rudely through the cabinets to find a coffee mug.

[imafuturist]

Joke was on him, there was probably still loose cereal in there. "...not watching movies?"

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"Sounds boring," Lucas decided.

"Oooh, protein shake stuff!"

Lucas. Lucas, no.

"I used that all the time when I was a pro skater."

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"JARVIS, record all of this." Because it was magical.

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Steve would never stop apologizing. Ever.

"Cut me in on half the residuals, okay, creepy imaginary friend?" Lucas added.

[imafuturist]

"Of course, Captain Rogers."

JARVIS made his own fun.

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"Holy shit!" Lucas yelped, jumping. "I thought you were just kinda nuts, dude. Not that there was someone actually recording."

He made a slow pivot. "Where's the camera? Get my good side, at least."

[imafuturist]

Tony politely sipped his coffee, trying not to laugh. "He likes to be surprising."

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"Well, good job then, bro," Lucas said, glaring a bit at Tony.

[imafuturist]

"Coffee?" Tony asked innocently.

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"Yeah," Lucas said.

Say please, Lucas.

[imafuturist]

For that, Tony just looked at the coffee pot. You know. To let Lucas know where it was.

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"Most of my one night stands are a lot more accommodating," Lucas muttered, finding a cup. "Just sayin'."

[imafuturist]

"Maybe you just weren't that good." Oh, shots fired.

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"Hey now," Lucas said, back to glaring. "I'm the best you'll ever have."

Not that he could remember what they did, but DETAILS.

[imafuturist]

"Not good enough for Steve to stick around," Tony pointed out. Just continuing this fiction.

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"Yeah, well, she'll be sorry," Lucas blustered.

[imafuturist]

"I'm having flashbacks to college right now." In the worst way.

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"So, like a really, really long time ago?"

LUCAS.

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RUDE.

"Yes," Tony replied dryly. "I guess that explains why you called me daddy all night."

Never let it be said that Tony wasn't an asshole.

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Lucas gasped overdramatically. "I did not."

[imafuturist]

Tony shrugged like 'what can you do?' Because he got to make up all sorts of things that happened, low rent Steve.

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"Like you could stay awake all night anyway," Lucas shot back, cuddling his coffee like he was afraid Tony would take it away.

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Tony smirked, patting him on the arm. "You keep thinking that, sweetheart."