Apartment about Stark Industries, Saturday morning

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When Lucas opened his eyes and didn't recognize anything it wasn't all that unusual for him. He was, after all, a very famous and sought after movie star and he didn't have to sleep alone unless he wanted to.

He didn't always stay over but hey, maybe he could wrangle some breakfast and another round...

"Hey, babe," he said, snuggling in and copping a feel--

Not a babe.

"--bro. Hey there, bro."

Totally smooth recovery, right? Right.

[OOC: For poor, poor Tony.]

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[imafuturist]

"Bro?" Tony had the fortunate, or unfortunate maybe, luck of waking up perfectly normal. Imagine that.

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Like Lucas was supposed to remember his name?

"What's wrong with bro?" he asked, voice at least an octave lower than it needed to be.

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"Do you have some sort of throat cold," Tony started to ask before turning around to eye him and pausing. "Oh, you've got to be kidding me."

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Lucas's eyebrows were working overtime (which was saying something, man). "Lucas Lee in the flesh, man. You're welcome."

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"JARVIS, take a picture of young thug Steve for me?"

Tony was a terrible boyfriend.

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"Dude, there's someone else here takin' pictures?" Lucas asked, sitting upright in bed.

And flexing because you're welcome. "Don't sell 'em to TMZ without cutting me on half, okay?"

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"Sure," Tony replied dryly. "So, Lucas, huh? I don't have nearly enough coffee to deal with this."

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"I could use some coffee, too," Lucas said hopefully. "Got a PA around here to go get some?"

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"Yeah, it's called getting up and walking to the kitchen!" Tony called back, putting on Steve's clothes because they were comfy, damn it.

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And because he missed Steve, shhh.

"But that's why there are, y'know, people to do that," Lucas muttered, getting out of bed too and pulling on a pair of track pants.

[imafuturist]

Shhhh. No one must know!

"If you can't get your own coffee, something better be wrong with you." Like sleep deprivation.

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"Terminal case of hotness, man," Lucas said, chuckling. "Does that count?"

No. That's not a thing.

[imafuturist]

"...no." Oh god, Tony had never been this bad, had he?

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NEVER.

"Fine, we'll have coffee, you can give me a breakfast something-something and then I'm outta here," Lucas decided.

[imafuturist]

"Try not to piss anyone off. Steve would never stop apologizing," Tony replied. "And you can sleep on the couch if the hotel isn't up to standards."

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"Who's Steve?" Lucas asked. "I don't do threesome. Well, mostly. Is Steve a chick?"

[imafuturist]

"Yes. Steve the woman." That super feminine name.

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"Is she hot?"

Well, "she" looks like you, Lucas, so...probably not a dealbreaker.

[imafuturist]

"Very. A shame that you just missed 'her'," Tony added, starting the coffee so he could process this.

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"You kicked her out to bang me?" Lucas grinned. "Niiiiice!"

He held up his hand for a high-five.

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Tony stares at the hand for a moment before giving in with a sigh.

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"Nice," Lucas repeated because he had a super extensive vocabulary.

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Tony sighed once again, turning to grab coffee cups. "What exactly do you do, Lucas?"

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"I'm a movie star, bro," Lucas said slowly. "Thrilled to Be Here? Let's Hope There's a Heaven?" He snapped his fingers. "You Just Don't Exist! That one cleared 50 mil at the box office."

[imafuturist]

50 million? Adorable.

"Never heard of them."

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"Do you watch shitty movies in Finnish where it rains all the time instead, man?" Lucas made a face. "Because those suck."

Steve was going to spent the rest of his liiiiife apologizing for this weekend.

[imafuturist]

"...no. What?" Seriously, what even?

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"Most people who haven't seen my movies do it because they think they're too good for 'em or something," Lucas explained.

[imafuturist]

Tony was pretty sure those were the sorts of movies that Jan would adore. Just based off the titles. "I don't get out to see new stuff?"

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"What are you doing instead?" Lucas asked, rummaging rudely through the cabinets to find a coffee mug.

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Joke was on him, there was probably still loose cereal in there. "...not watching movies?"

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"Sounds boring," Lucas decided.

"Oooh, protein shake stuff!"

Lucas. Lucas, no.

"I used that all the time when I was a pro skater."

[imafuturist]

"JARVIS, record all of this." Because it was magical.

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Steve would never stop apologizing. Ever.

"Cut me in on half the residuals, okay, creepy imaginary friend?" Lucas added.

[imafuturist]

"Of course, Captain Rogers."

JARVIS made his own fun.

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"Holy shit!" Lucas yelped, jumping. "I thought you were just kinda nuts, dude. Not that there was someone actually recording."

He made a slow pivot. "Where's the camera? Get my good side, at least."

[imafuturist]

Tony politely sipped his coffee, trying not to laugh. "He likes to be surprising."

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"Well, good job then, bro," Lucas said, glaring a bit at Tony.

[imafuturist]

"Coffee?" Tony asked innocently.

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"Yeah," Lucas said.

Say please, Lucas.

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For that, Tony just looked at the coffee pot. You know. To let Lucas know where it was.

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"Most of my one night stands are a lot more accommodating," Lucas muttered, finding a cup. "Just sayin'."

[imafuturist]

"Maybe you just weren't that good." Oh, shots fired.

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"Hey now," Lucas said, back to glaring. "I'm the best you'll ever have."

Not that he could remember what they did, but DETAILS.

[imafuturist]

"Not good enough for Steve to stick around," Tony pointed out. Just continuing this fiction.

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"Yeah, well, she'll be sorry," Lucas blustered.

[imafuturist]

"I'm having flashbacks to college right now." In the worst way.

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"So, like a really, really long time ago?"

LUCAS.

[imafuturist]

RUDE.

"Yes," Tony replied dryly. "I guess that explains why you called me daddy all night."

Never let it be said that Tony wasn't an asshole.

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Lucas gasped overdramatically. "I did not."

[imafuturist]

Tony shrugged like 'what can you do?' Because he got to make up all sorts of things that happened, low rent Steve.

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"Like you could stay awake all night anyway," Lucas shot back, cuddling his coffee like he was afraid Tony would take it away.

[imafuturist]

Tony smirked, patting him on the arm. "You keep thinking that, sweetheart."

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Lucas scoffed but was definitely giving Tony a second, longer look.

Scoffily, but, you know. Tony wasn't terrible to look at. "That's all your real hair?"

[imafuturist]

"Oh, now you get nothing for breakfast," Tony replied. "JARVIS, keep an eye on our guest while I take a shower."

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"So it's not, then?" Lucas yelled after him.

"I can find my own food," he muttered. "I can make a protein shake and everything."

[imafuturist]

"Fire safety protocols ready," JARVIS announced. You know. Because he was helpful.

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"Who sets a protein shake on fire?" Lucas asked the ceiling, looking for something vaguely blender shaped.

"Ooh. Cereal."

Even easier! Stale bags of Lucky Charms!

[imafuturist]

He had faith in you ability to fail, Lucas. Blame Steve and Tony for that one.

Tony showered quickly (once again dressing in Steve's clothes) before coming back to check that the place hadn't burned down. "That's from weeks ago."

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"Cereal doesn't go bad," Lucas declared, clutching the bag to his chest.

[imafuturist]

"That much sugar, you might be right," Tony replied, going for another cup of coffee. He was woefully under-caffeinated still.

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Not enough caffeine in the world to deal with Lucas, Tony.

"Plus then I can just pour milk into the bag and bam! No dishes to clean."

Quite the Renaissance man, he.

[imafuturist]

"Please tell me I didnt miss that frat boy problem solving," Tony said, staring at him in horror.

It was like watching a train wreck.

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"Oh, I didn't go to college," Lucas said. "Figured this one out all on my own."

[imafuturist]

"So much more makes sense." HOW WERE YOU STILL ALIVE, LUCAS?

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PURE LUCK.

"You're just jealous you don't have a bag of your own," Lucas said, sauntering over to the fridge for the milk.

He walked kinda like Steve.

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Ass wasn't as nice. Wow, Tony needed to stop looking.

"I can assure you I'm not," Tony called after him.

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"Whatever, old man," Lucas snorted. "Is there, like, prune juice in here for you or something?"

[imafuturist]

"Oh, you don't even get to sleep in the spare room now."

Because you're rude, Lucas. Rude.

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Sometimes the truth hurts!

Not right now, but still. "I can get a hotel," Lucas said, putting milk into his bag like some kind of weirdo and then pouring the cereal into his mouth.

So hot.

[imafuturist]

"I'm so into you right now," he deadpanned.

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"You're welcome," Lucas said, mouth full of cereal.