Apartment about Stark Industries, Saturday morning

[heroic_jawline]

When Lucas opened his eyes and didn't recognize anything it wasn't all that unusual for him. He was, after all, a very famous and sought after movie star and he didn't have to sleep alone unless he wanted to.

He didn't always stay over but hey, maybe he could wrangle some breakfast and another round...

"Hey, babe," he said, snuggling in and copping a feel--

Not a babe.

"--bro. Hey there, bro."

Totally smooth recovery, right? Right.

[OOC: For poor, poor Tony.]

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[heroic_jawline]

Not enough caffeine in the world to deal with Lucas, Tony.

"Plus then I can just pour milk into the bag and bam! No dishes to clean."

Quite the Renaissance man, he.

[imafuturist]

"Please tell me I didnt miss that frat boy problem solving," Tony said, staring at him in horror.

It was like watching a train wreck.

[heroic_jawline]

"Oh, I didn't go to college," Lucas said. "Figured this one out all on my own."

[imafuturist]

"So much more makes sense." HOW WERE YOU STILL ALIVE, LUCAS?

[heroic_jawline]

PURE LUCK.

"You're just jealous you don't have a bag of your own," Lucas said, sauntering over to the fridge for the milk.

He walked kinda like Steve.

[imafuturist]

Ass wasn't as nice. Wow, Tony needed to stop looking.

"I can assure you I'm not," Tony called after him.

[heroic_jawline]

"Whatever, old man," Lucas snorted. "Is there, like, prune juice in here for you or something?"

[imafuturist]

"Oh, you don't even get to sleep in the spare room now."

Because you're rude, Lucas. Rude.

[heroic_jawline]

Sometimes the truth hurts!

Not right now, but still. "I can get a hotel," Lucas said, putting milk into his bag like some kind of weirdo and then pouring the cereal into his mouth.

So hot.

[imafuturist]

"I'm so into you right now," he deadpanned.

[heroic_jawline]

"You're welcome," Lucas said, mouth full of cereal.