Mini-Avengers Tower (Now Complete With Mini-Avenger), Saturday morning

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Okay, so Steve was completely lost. And maybe (not that he'd admit it) a little winded from walking all over trying to find the kitchen. He took a left instead of a right at the end of the hallway and found the elevator.

"THIS IS SWELL!" he yelled as the doors opened and he stepped in and mashed all of the buttons to light them up.

That was Steve's day sorted until Tony found him or he got dizzy going up and down...

[OOC: For the poor, poor husband.]

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"Rules," Tony said in a tone that implied it was silly adult stuff.

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Steve wrinkled his nose. "That's no fun at all."

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"Right?" He was shamelessly using this against you later, Steve.

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Steve nodded solemnly. "I think it could be a little taller."

Steve should not go on the roof.

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"I thought so too," Tony replied solemnly. "But, alas. I was voted down."

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Tiny Steve wasn't going to hit you with a semi-ironic platitude about democracy, and adult Steve would be sad about it. "That's sad," Steve said earnestly. "Can't you try again?"

[imafuturist]

"I'll see what I can do on Monday," Tony said sweetly. Because you told him to do this, Steve!

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"Ma always says that it never hurts to ask," Steve said in just the thickest Brooklyn accent, nodding.

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"Very wise woman, your mother," Tony said, leading him to the kitchen with ease now that he too knew where it was.

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Steve nodded. "She's the best," he said. "She makes the best oatmeal."

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"I... had a butler who did that," Tony said, knowing just how weird that sounded. "But I think I can manage oatmeal."

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"A butler?" Steve repeated. "Do you have one now too?"

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"He's virtual now." Anthony, don't say stuff like that to someone from the Great Depression.

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"Virtual?" Steve repeated. "What's that?"

[imafuturist]

"Well." Oh, explaining that. "It's like a person that we make that's not physical."

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"Bucky has an imaginary friend, too," Steve told him helpfully.

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"...did he?" Oh yes, tell him more about this embarrassing detail.

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Steve nodded. "He gets Bucky in a lot of trouble because he's naughty."

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"Is he you?" Because Steve. Always because Steve.

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"Not every time," Steve hedged.

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"Uh huh," Tony said, laughing. "Okay, so hot cocoa for breakfast?"

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Steve's jaw dropped. "We can do that?!"

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"We can," Tony replied with a grin.

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"Wow-ee!"

Sorry, Tony. This was who you chose to marriage at an age-appropriate time.

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"Wow-ee," Tony said, laughing to himself as he got the mugs down.