Apartment Above Stark Industries, early Friday afternoon

[heroic_jawline]

Steve beat Tony back from class, trotting up to the door and opening it to the rapturous attentions of Patriot. "Hello there," he said, scratching the dog's ears before heading back to the guest room. "How's our friend doing? Still a snake?"

He walked into the back room--that got the most sun--to check on Wanda, who'd been a snake almost a week.

"Enjoying your nap?" he asked teasingly.

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[scarlet_chaos]

Wanda had been enjoying her nap. It was kind of nice to take a break, be a snake for a week. Even if it meant having to slither away from a dog every now and again.

What was not so nice? Turning into a very naked human in front of Captain freaking America.

Startled screaming, that was a thing that was happening right now.

[heroic_jawline]

"Ack!" Steve very smoothly replied, covering his eyes with both hands. "Um. Um. There's a extra blanket at the foot of the bed."

[scarlet_chaos]

“Oh my god, oh my god—-“ Wanda reached for the blanket, making sure any important bits were covered up. “I am so sorry.”

Sorry to Steve, sorry to the Avengers, sorry to the world as a whole.

[heroic_jawline]

"It's breasts!"

He turned bright crimson even around his fingers. "Fine! It's fine!"

[scarlet_chaos]

Yeah, but Wanda knew he didn’t see those on a daily basis!

“Clothes,” Wanda said, her own face starting to match the color of her hair. “Could I borrow some clothes?”

She’d try magic but right now she was so frazzled it probably wouldn’t have ended well.

[heroic_jawline]

"Yes!" Steve said in a pitch he hadn't hit since puberty. "I'll be right back!"

Hope you like Stark merchandise, Wanda!

[scarlet_chaos]

“Thank you!” Wanda said, covering her face with one hand while the other held right to the blanket. “This is the most embarrassing moment of my life.”

If only she knew she’d have to repeat it over and over.

[heroic_jawline]

"I promise to forget all about it!" Steve yelled from where he was finding an absolutely huge sweatshirt and some sweatpants.

And he would! Until it happened again.